Few people know that the story has its origins in the Gamtoos Valley. The story is told there of Kosie Diedericks, who one night at the Patensie outdoor club threw an unorthodox amount of pine cone mampoer at his greedy throat. He then walked into the field in his drunken stupor and fell asleep under a thorn tree. His girlfriend, Amanda, was a sturdy lady who liked second courses and sweat. She was also so long that she could hunt ducks with a rake. As befits a Calvinistic companion, Amanda went to look for her beloved and found him under the tree. Exhaling, she whispered to him: "Dig in for me, Baberbekkie" and kissed him. Kosie woke up, looked deep into Amanda's eyes and said: "Sanet, I missed you my dearest plow shear". Needless to say, Amanda was not terribly thick with laughter and suffocated Kosie right there, under the tree, between her almighty bosoms.
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